A Secluded Secret Ashram in Enlightened Upper Siam (Thailand)

January 1st, Year of the Dragon

Crazy Things to Watch Out for in 2012… Other years might seem to drag on, but the Year of the Dragon has the potential to breathe life changing fire, to be magical, even mythological. Keep one eye on your wallet and the other on the Vision Man. He will be making regular monthly predictions to chart the course of Enlightenment and prove the strength of the visions he received is real.

Some Former Forces Will Decline in Power, Like Planking and Kim Jong-Il

Corruption. The main thing is, look out for it not to stop. … If anything it will only increase.

 We have consulted legendary Siam Vision- Man, and after 7 days locked in an ashram feeding on only drops of dew –laden, moist air molecules, spring water and ginseng tea taken with vitamins A to Z, his Vision Man-ness has emerged with powerful and fresh, deep visions of what to be on the lookout for this New Year of the Dragon, 2012…

Second, Planking. Siam VM believes his spiritual forces during the retreat have revealed not only has planking peaked and seen it’s heyday, but that it will soon become extinct. The next really big crazes in order are: Slinky-ing: this is when humans practice emulating the Slinky’s famous contortionist- like patterns of folding and bending over in any direction the momentum carried by the light aluminum coil sends it-backwards or forwards… break dancers can morph into Slinky-ing effortlessly…Going upstairs/downstairs, on escalators, elevators… Goes anywhere there’s a flow of directional gravitational or centrifugal force… So look for Slinky teens with baggy jeans – it may even replace Rap and Break Dancing.

Sudden Sinking: This is when people will drop to the ground suddenly for shock value in a crowd- just to see people’s surprised reactions. The they wil get up and laugh with their friends as they have freaked onlookers out totally. Finally… Log Rolling,… but because we are a family web site we don’t want to corrupt the younger generation, but Log Rolling will increase, especially among high school and college-aged youths, as soon as they discover it, count on it….

 Next, Crime. Not that it will get any better- it will grow worse. The U.S. has seen many crime rates drop- although this is temporary. Large urban areas with OWS protests will become more dangerous and even crazed ya-ba influenced policemen will shoot at traffic on Ratchadapisek- if this has already occurred, then Siam Vision Man could not have known for he was locked in the Ashram. So, it only confers his accuracy of Enlightened consciousness even more. For example, just within the last 48 hours not one but 2 gold shops were robbed and several suspects and victims shot and /or killed. This is a result of the third major Force of The Dragon New Year-… Gold prices will continue to rise- We know, this is shocking, but wait, it will also fall… just in the inverse order- so, first fall- then rise… Okay. Also Pollution… Count on it to toxify the Enlightend atmosphere more and make it even harder for mankind to see Pure Enlightenment. This is also due to increased corruption. Count on it…

 The rise in crime is a direct correlation resulting from the ‘rise-or- fall’, of the price in gold. If the price rises, obviously more gold shops become more attractive targets for desperate criminals who have little savings left due to the cost of gold first falling, while also friends and family are less able to assist them, so what gold they had was worth less when they sold it, causing them to have to resort to stealing. They then feel justified in getting back what they had lost formerlyat the hands of the affluent gold traders… The simplicity of Perfectly Amazing Truth. Connections to the Infinite, are they not? The Visions never lie…

Next, Water: Water is important and will remain important for 2 very, very critical reasons. First, too much presents terrible problems which we had had so much evidence of in just the last year with the devastation wreaked by the Japanese Tsunami and the Floods in SE Asia. So too much will be bad, while too little will also be bad. So which will it be for 2012? Siam Vision Man said this year will be unlike any we’ve had in Thailand in recent years.

There will be corruption- more, not less due mainly due to spending on huge, massive and very big budget infrastructure projects designed to prevent another flood crisis occurring. Yes, but what about the water? Will there be too much or too little? That depends on where in the country you are, as some areas will have too much, while others will have too little. Some will have just right amounts. We call this the ‘Goldie Locks Principle of Water Disequilibrium. But the corruption will increase, that is certain. Weather will also intensify as the year goes on. Then there will be more rain, this is certain to happen. The days will grow longer for the first half of the year. Pollution will also become worse. Pollution clouds the Enlightenment of Vision. Earthquakes and other natural disasters will also occur, much more than in the past. The Vision of natural disasters is certain. Buy Gold.

The Economy is the Fifth Vision of Enlightenment in the Dragon New Year 2012… It will be affected in the end of this year by too much corruption. This will be a negative factor and only the first half of the year will be good as the schools, government agencies and businesses, workers and students will be given many gifts, tax breaks and large state budgets to waste- when in fact they should just buy gold instead.

China will grow slower and property prices will decrease. Dissident unrest and a Chinese Spring will grow more likely as economic prosperity is elusive and inequality is further exposed. Burma will continue to deshackle itself from Chinese style autocracy. Lady Gaga will visit Burma. She will meet Aung San Suu Kyi and they will do a hit “Myanmar Mix” album and video. Aung San Suu Kyi will then be elected president of Burma- again.

Meanwhile the stock market and European/American debt crises will continue unabated, although in the end, the Euro will pull through stronger and more resilient, but it will take a major shake up of the financial system to bring it about. Again, they should buy gold instead. Dollar is not good.  Sell. High- O.. Silver! 

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Politics:  Politics will also be hard hit. Nothing can escape the vast dramatic effects of the powerful dark influence of corruption. Power corrupts absolutely. This will result in cabinet changes and may even force a change of the premier. The administration of Prime Minister Yingluck Shinawatra will find it more difficult to convince the public that its failure to tackle certain problems effectively is not its own lack of effectiveness and can no longer claim to be inexperienced.

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If the PM is found guilty of acquiescing to corruption and then is guilty by way of association, it can bring down the Pheua Thai government. This is certain and certainly possible. The possibility of certainty is absolutely sure. Siam Vision Man has confirmed it for the Dragon Year.

North Korea will become more dangerous and South Korea will be on higher alert due to uncertainty of the younger, new “Dear Leader” Version 3.0. Iran will be a military strike target- It’s on borrowed time and the Forces of Enlightenment spell dark, dust clouds in Iran’s future, although it is not certain whether the strikes will emanate from the US, Israel or both… Then it will regroup with stronger allies such as Russia and provoke a great battle. They will not prosper. Buy oil, gold and silver. The Vision is strong.

America will have a new presidential election although not necessarily a new president. His name will not be Newt, Michelle, Ralph, Prince or Madonna. But Lady Gaga will be vice president, this is certain. The secretary of state and vice president will do a presto-chango like Leon Panetta and David Petraeus did, with the other taking over their counterpart’s position. Hillary Clitton will have to become Lady Gaga incognito and Joe Biden will become Secretary of State. Hillary will wear outlandish outfits, change her hair and make-up constantly and be world number one on Google searches. Lady Gaga will focus on national affairs and political issues along with the president. Then she will be assassinated by rival Tea Party allied American Idol contestants. The world will mourn like it did Kim Jong-Il’s, Amy Winehouse’s, Michael Jackson’s and Steve Jobs’ deaths. There will be a shortage of Kleenex. Buy Kleenex.

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Sports: Siam VM isn’t interested in sports, so he told the forces of Enlightenment to pass on that one.

Traffic: It will definitely get worse resulting in more accidents and fatalities. Already this has been confirmed with the deadliest bus accident of the new year already claiming a dozen lives and causing serious injuries to 15 in Burin Ram. So, even before he (Siam VM) can release his predictions- they already manifest…. It’s  only true Enlightenment that can do this, otherwise how could he possibly know? Thus transportation stocks that Siam Vision man has invested heavily in should be bought, including BTS, THAI Airways and BMCL ( the Skytrain & Bangkok Subway). This will benefit all Enlightened Ones, especially creating a strong force of Enlightened non-corruption. Vision Man would not lie, and these stocks are a steal right now…

Last, Thaksin Shinawatra: He will continue and be bold, even as he is old. He will twitter. He will Skype. He will not be stopped by the Light, though his square face force is just greed and hype ….

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His Squareness will continue to dominate much of the government’s activities and pursue engagement with Thailand’s neighbors in which large Thai corporations can  ‘share’ in the vast amout of ‘Enlightenment’. See energy exploration and development issues negotiated with Burma, Cambodia and Laos, as these have already begun and will continue. Enlightenment has revealed this to Siam VM>… It is certain. Burma, Laos, Cambodia and Thailand are on similar astrological trajectories. They will cooperate more and more with each other and with China. The global financial crisis will cause more inter- Asean economic integration and cross border investment.

In the end, he may return to Thailand. This will cause problems for corruption to increase. Already corruption will grow worse. Yet if Thaksin returns which he surely may, corruption will become more subtle and thus, acceptable as his persona and cult hero status will eclipse morality, but it will be invisible, for no one will dare allow it to link to him personally. Police will stop shaking down motorcycle drivers and instead focus on high level opposition politician allied and foreign controlled businesses to squeeze their financial clout in the political arena. He may reunite with wife Pojamarn. Then they will buy much gold. Buy gold. (If not, at least silver)

Then seek the Enlightenment that comes from feeding on only drops of dew –laden, moist air molecules, spring water and ginseng tea taken with vitamins A to Z,… for 7 days. This will bring the forces of Enlightenment to focus toward your consciousness. Then you will know too, and be sure of the forces speaking to Siam Vision Man. Don’t Worry And Be Happy in the Year of the Dragon 2012…

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THE DRAGON

In ancient China, the celestial Dragon represents an emperor and power. Today, it is the ultimate auspicious symbol signifying earthly success and happiness. May the celestial Dragon bring ‘great, good lucky’ to everyone.

 
People Born in the Year of the Dragon:

Share certain characteristics: Innovative, enterprising, self-assured, brave, passionate, conceited, and quick-tempered. The Dragons are the free spirits of the Chinese Zodiac. Restrictions put out their creative sparks that are ready to flame into life. As a result, they must be free and uninhibited. The Dragon is a beautiful creature, both colorful and flamboyant. An extroverted bundle of energy, gifted and irrepressible- everything Dragons do is on a grand scale – big ideas and extreme ambitions.

However, this behavior is natural and isn’t meant for show.Because they are confident, fearless in the face of challenge, they are almost inevitably successful.

Many people born in the Year of the Dragon usually make it to the top. But, they must be aware of that too much enthusiasm can leave them tired and unfulfilled. They find pleasure in helping others, and you can always count on their aid. Even though they are willing to assist when necessary, their pride can often impede them from accepting the same kind of help from others.

Their generous personalities give them the ability to attract friends, but they can be rather solitary people at heart. Their self-sufficiency can mean that they have no intense need for close bonds with other people.

 
Dragon people tend to take thrilling risks, and burn the candle at both ends so they are fortunate to be blessed with good health. However, they can suffer bad health as a result of too much stress. Symtoms of their personalities often stem from emotional outbursts and can range from tension headaches and depression to hypertension.

They can remedy these problems by maintaining their cool, implementing a routine in their daily lives, and practice meditation, Tai Chi or Yoga that soothe the mind and spirit as well as tone the body. Reading LifeBangkok and drinking ginseng tea from mountain spring water regularly is also recommended, as they are known to lower cholesterol and blood pressure, enhance hysterical outbursts of outrage and disbelief, and raise levels of HDL’s.